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Old 08-30-2024, 03:54 PM
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In case you missed it

This year's Bulwer-Lytton contest winners have been announced.
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

This year's Grand Prize:
She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.
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