69F/20.6C right now. Clear skies, with clouds in the afternoon. The relative humidity is 61%, with the dew point at 55F/12.8C. Probable thunderstorms and high winds in the afternoon; the overall chance of rain today is 60%, with sustained winds up to 20mph/32kph. The pollen count is "moderate" for grass, and the air quality is "good." Today's high, 79F/26.1C.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.