57F/13.9C right now. Partly cloudy to mostly sunny (there's a lot of overlap in those two labels) today. The relative humidity is 57%, with the dew point at 42F/5.6C. No rain expected today. The pollen count is "moderate," for ragweed, with the air quality "good."

A bit more data: yesterday's high was actually 83F/28.3C, the average for today is 68F/20C, but the forecast high is only 62F/16.7C; a temperature swing of 21 Fahrenheit degrees. Welcome to Autumn in DC.

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