note to self.... Never drink the blue stuff and try to stop a train...

I'm off to see if I can leap a tall building in a single bound...

(maybe I need the blue tights cuz this "S" aint doing shit....

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Just voted Chairman of the Board for the I.O.T.T (International Order of Talented Tongues)

Unix Love:
gawk, date, finger, wait, unzip, touch, nice, suck, strip, mount, fsck, umount, make clean, sleep

Her eyes were cold and harsh, which made them tough to chew

I ran into my ex the other day, then I backed up and ran into her again.... I miss her sometimes.

Sit with a pretty woman for an hour and it seems like a minute, sit in a hot oven for a minute and it seems like an hour.

An "X" rated movie is one in which the plot is underdeveloped but the cast isn't.

My last girlfriend had everything, maybe that's why she was quarantined!