"Lift your blouses ... hold them up high,
Listen to all the happy guys sigh."
One for the Left and one for the Right,
No political bias when faced with the sight,
A nation united by two lovely mounds,
You can hear all the cheering ... such lovely ol' sounds.
Hope springs eternal, one day they'll be back,
Just hope and pray friends you're not caught in the sack.
We'll keep our hopes high and our eyes very sharp,
On a cold winter's night we'll stay warm watching for tarts.
