02-22-2003, 06:49 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Things You Musn't Say.........
To A Policeman
'I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.'
'Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.'
'Aren't you one of the Village People.'
'Hey! You must've been doin' about 160 kilometres per hour to keep up with me! Good job!'
'Excuse me. Is "stick up" hypernated?'
'I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?'
'I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.'
'Bad cop! No donut!'
'You're not going to check the trunk, are you?'
'Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on TV news the other night?'
Is it true that people become cops because they can't get work at McDonalds?'
'I pay your salary you know!!'
Do you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does.'
I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around _ thats how far ahead of me they are.'
'What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.'
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