A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA.

But her father said ` No Way! You`re going to By-God West Virginia Univ.`

Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to, a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence.

Her father said ` I`ll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond, you`re marrying a By-God West Virginian boy.` So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned.

Dad said ` Where is your sister?`

They replied ` We were almost there Daddy and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read `Clarence 13`6`` so we turned around and got the hell out of there.`