*goes into Kitten Hiss mode* don't start with me monkeyspank, I'd hate to bring out the puns!
"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too"

so HA!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."