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Old 02-15-2003, 09:40 PM
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Bumper stickers....

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast

Jesus loves you.....everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Snatch a kiss, or vise versa

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep

Save a mouse...eat a pussy!

Don't drink and drive: you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

Cover me - I'm changing lanes

The gene pool could use a little chlorine
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