A man on a plane had just sat down and he looked up and saw the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen walking down the aisle toward him.

She sat beside him. Trying to strike up a conversation he asked her
what she was doing.

She said, "Actually I am headed to a meeting where I am the speaker."

He asked what kind of meeting it was.

She said it is a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

He about swallowed his tongue as he thought, "I am sitting by the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and she is talking about that."

She said, "Actually I speak about my own personal experiences. You may be surprised but most think black guys are the best but really it is the American Indian. And most think that French men are the best lovers but I have found it is the Spanish. And the ones who have the most stamina are the redneck guys." She said, "I feel so silly telling you all this and I don't even
know your name."

He said, "My name is Tonto Gonzalez but most people call me Bubba."