OK, this is weird:
Today is forecast to be NEARLY THE SAME temperature as yesterday.
Today High 94 | Low 72 °F

Yesterday High 101.7 | Low 74.3 °F

I don't think a 7.7 Fahrenheit degree difference is "nearly the same": nor does it even feel like it.

What do you really expect from a website named after a 1960s Terrorist Group?

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