I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double'.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh..." I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, "No, I haven't", and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

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