A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day.

His wife, tears welling in her eyes, said, yes I remember that jewelry store.

He said, well I'm in the bar next to it.

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Eudaimonia