Father O'Malley answers the phone.

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"

"It is."

"This is Mr. Smith of the Internal Revenue Service. Can you help us?"

"I can."

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"

"He will!"

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