As you may know, some people have brushes with the authorities from time
to time on the way home after a “social session,” or a night out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several
beers followed by some rather nice red wine. Although I was feeling jolly, I
still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That’s when I did something that I’ve never done before; I took a cab
home. Sure enough, on the way home there was a police road block, but
since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don’t know
where I got it, and now that it’s in my garage, I don’t know what to do with
it.