An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says there's been a mistake and sends him down to Hell.

After awhile in Hell, the engineer decides he's uncomfortable and starts to make changes. He makes air conditioners, flush toilets, etc.

A few months go by and God calls Satan up and asks with a sneer "How is going down there?"

Satan replies "It's great! We've got all this great stuff thanks to this engineer."

God asks him "How did you get an engineer? There must have been a mistake. You have to send him up to Heaven."

Satan responds saying "Hell no! I love having him on the staff. He's staying right where he is."

"I'll sue if you don't send him up here where he belongs," says God.

Satan, "Yeah right. Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf