After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C`mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you`d throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn`t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there`s you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."