Down by the old model T
Was were she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black
She called it her crack
But it looked like a manhole to me!

So I took out my pole
And stuck it right down in her hole.
I thought I was dreamin'
When I started creamin'
Down by the old model T!

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!