Three little pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders 10 beers, drinks them all, and then asks for the bathroom. The second pig orders 15 beers, drinks them all, and then asks for the bathroom. The third pig orders 20 beers, drinks them all, and then sits there eating peanuts. The bartender asks "Aren't you going to ask for the bathroom?" The third pig responds with "Nope. I'm the one that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf