10-14-2013, 02:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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A tough old cattleman from Jindabyne counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her porridge each morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a 12 metre hole where the crematorium used to be.
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