A drunken man was sitting in a park, sometimes glancing up, sobbing his heart out.

He lifted his head to heaven and cried out, "It's too big, fuck you! It's too big."

Another drunk staggered up and slurred, "What can't be done?"

The first drunk raised his hand and pointed to the sign.






















DRINK CANADA DRY.

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