The Jewish E L B O W

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who
is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment
301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow ,
push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is
on the right. Get in, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get
out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow? ..........


"What . . . .. ... You coming empty handed?"