06-14-2013, 07:42 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma.After six months she wakes up to find that she was no longer pregnant. When she asks the doctor about it he says that she had given birth to twins a boy and a girl. He also mentioned that her brother went ahead and named them. She's immediately dismayed stating that her brother is an idiot, and asked what he named them. The doctor tells her well he named the girl Denise.....and the boy Denephew.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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