05-06-2013, 03:59 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Say, God, I've a couple of questions for you.
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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