I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him “Can you burn me a copy”

That was when the trouble started….

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