A couple had been married for 20 years. Whenever they made love the husband insisted on turning off all the lights. The wife thought this was a little ridiculous, so she decided to break him of this habit. One night they were in the middle of wild, screaming sex, she turned the lights on. When she looked down she was quite surprised, and not too happy to find that her husband was impotent. He was using a dildo on her. "You impotent bastard", she screamed, "You have some explaining to do". Her husband looks her calmly in the eye, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids".

__________________
Joke em if they can't take a fuck.