It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .



A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.



The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

" McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.



The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

" Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.



The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.





“O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."

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