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Old 04-24-2012, 06:02 AM
jseal jseal is offline
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The Ocean View Restaurant

A bunch of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jane Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and they can ride their bikes there.

Ten years later at age 25, the guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of hot chicks.

Ten years later at age 35 the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later at age 45 the group again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the martinis were big, and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later at 55 the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later at age 65 the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later at 75, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because the food wasn't too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View because they had never been there before.
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