Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old.

Well . . . You'll Love This One.


Hi, The Other Day I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed Her Dds Diploma On The Wall, Which Bore Her Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Beautiful, Dark-haired Girl With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago.

Could She Be The Same Gal That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

Upon Seeing Her, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Woman With Gray-hair And A Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.

After She Examined My Teeth, I Asked Her If She Had Attended Morgan Park High School .

'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' She Gleamed With Pride.

When Did You Grad

She Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'

You Were In My Class! I Exclaimed.

She Looked At Me Closely.





Then, That Ugly,

Old,

Gray Haired,

Wrinkled Faced,

Fat-assed,

Decrepit

Bitch

Asked,





What Did You Teach???