Well, I guess at the links depending on the tee times I'd try not to miss a stroke or at least I'd avoid extra stroke penalties. Of course, in the kitchen beating the batter to stiffness might be right handy (don't wanna feel left out). But then, if in the car wash one would only hope for a thorough blow dry!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."