A man walks into a bar in nome Alaska and notices there are dollar bills covering every square inch of the walls and ceiling.
Curious, he asks the bartender what's up with all the money?
The bar tender says, well, you can have all that money. You just have to do three things first.
1. You have to knock me out. Now at six foot five and three hundred pounds, this was no easy task.
2. I've got a wolf in the back with an abcessed tooth. You gotta pull it for me.
3. You see that 90 year old inuit woman down at the end of the bar? She's a virgin, and you have to pop her cherry!
The man just shakes his head and asks for a bottle of whiskey.
An hour later the man calls the bar tender over.
The bartender says, yeah wadda you ....WHACK! The man picked up the empty bottle and knocks out the bar tender.
When the bartender comes to he here's the biggest ruckus coming outta the back room, howling, snarling, screaming and all sorts of unpleasant sounds.
The man, bleeding, and bruised. obviously wasted and slurring his speach says.....
Ok, I took care of you, I took care of that dog, now where's that old woman that needs her tooth pulled!