Even More Puns

1. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head'

2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

3. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

4. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

6. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

7. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

9. A backward poet writes inverse.

10. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

12. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell