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Old 09-06-2011, 11:13 PM
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to
religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I’ve converted
to Islam and we're stoning the bitch in the morning !


The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . . ..so I
did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela.


My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking — And then I saw her face . . . .


My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of strike anywhere matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk.
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