Leaving Work Early

Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed that the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that, when the boss left, they would leave early, too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how could she possibly know they left early. The brunette was delighted to get home early. She did a little gardening, spent some play time with her son and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The third woman was happy to get early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked their co-worker if she was going to go with them. "No way!" she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

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