I got lane shared on the highway today. Stupid *explicative of your choice* on a cell phone didn't see or hear my motorcycle.....or my horn for that matter.

I went to the gym, and severely need a shower.

I put a locking gas cap, and a new vacuum advance on the ranchero today.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf