A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, an American, a Kiwi, a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss walked into to a nightclub.

The doorman said ,








"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating