A blond calling her mom

"Hi Mom, How are you?"
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>> "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace
>> Hardware."
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>> "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone
>> call."
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>> "What happened?"
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>> "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
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>> "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"
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>> "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf