A tough, really-tough biker was riding his Harley across the Golden Gate Bridge, when he saw a girl about to jump off. He stopped.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she said.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, could you . . . well, you know, give me a kiss?"

So, she did and it was a doozy of a kiss -- warm, sensitive, loving and gentle, that actually left the guy glassy-eyed and slightly disoriented.

Afterward, jaw hanging open, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever gotten in my whole life! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous! Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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