A truckie who had been out on the road for three weeks stopped

into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie.

He walked straight up to the Madam, dropped down $500 and said,

I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!

The Madam was astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you

could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal. '

The truckie replied, 'I'm not horny . . . . .......... I'm homesick.'

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