Dear Name Withheld

Receipt of your message (Subject: That Time Of The Year) is acknowledged. Senior Pixies today initiated the formation of a Pixies Oversight Committee for Kissing, Masturbation And Rear-end Kicking (POCKMARK), which will consider an appropriate response.

This acknowledgement should not be interpreted as in any way anticipating a response favourable, unfavourable or anything in between. Claims for compensation on the grounds that such a response, if it is ever issued, may be received after Christmas, Eid, Divali or the birthday of Jimi Hendrix will be treated with the contempt they deserve.

I have already been advised that some members of POCKMARK plan to table an agenda item opposing sending out an email response on the grounds that some Pixies may print it and increase the fire risk at this cold time of year.

Yours faithfully

Lottie Cobblers
Committee Clerk

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Erotically yours... Gus