Signs reminded me of a story Justin Wilson (cajun cook) told. He was out on a back road in Louisiana and came to an intersection. Not sure what way to go, he asked a little boy who was standing by the road.

"Where to I get to if I go straight ahead, son?"

"I dunno."

"Well, what if I turn right?"

"I dunno that, either, mister."

"Okay, how about if I go left?"

"Beats me."

Frustrated with the lack of a good answer, he asks, "What if I turn around and go back the way I came?"

"Not sure."

"You sure don't know much, do you, son?"

"I dunno, but I'm not lost."