a few quick ones

Two women were having lunch together and were discussing cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
"Whoa!", replied the first woman. "I just can picture your husband as a blonde."


How is a Scotsman different from a Rolling Stone?
The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"


During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
Her husband replied, "Yes, honey. That was the happiest hour of my life."

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell