A dad and mom had a son but the poor little boy was born with no torso, or arms or legs ... just a head. Obviously, the little guy couldn't do much, but his dad tried to be a loving father and one day, when his son turned 21, he decided he'd take him down to the local bar and get him his first drink.

So, tucking his son's head under his arms, he made the trek to the bar and ordered a drink for his son. When he got the drink, he gave his son his first taste of alcohol and ... WHIIIIISSSSSSSHHHHHH ... all of a sudden a torso appeared. Startled, the other patrons saw what happened and burst into a round of applause.

The dad, equally dumfounded gave his son anoither drink and ... again ... WHIIIIISSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH, out spang the boys arms. The patrons all rose to their feet and applauded wildly at this miracle. The father, too was totally awe struck. He decided to give his boy the rest of the drink even though his son was now getting pretty tipsy. After all, it was his very first drink. Still, he took the glass in his new hands and downed what was left.

WHIIIIIISSSSSSSHHHHHH ... two legs appeared almost by magic. The bar went wild with people clapping and cheering and celebrating this wonderful turn of events. The dad, totally thrilled by what had happened, helped his son to his feet. Obviously, with the drinks and the new legs, his son was at first pretty unsteady, but, in a little bit he kind of got himself together and told his dad he was just going to step outside to see how that felt.

He stepped out the door and accidently stepped off the curb when a truck came speeding up and hit the poor boy doing him in.

The father was grief stricken. The bartender came up and put his hand on the dad's shoulder and absent mindedly said, "I knew he should have stopped while he was a head."