Wrong Truck
Back in the 70's, a long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride one night from this real mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said: "Well, aren't you going to ask me?" "Ask you what?" replied the trucker. "If I'm a boy, or a girl." answered the hitch-hiker. "Don't matter, I'm gonna screw ya anyway."

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