An 84-year old lady just got married for the fourth time to a funeral director. After the ceremony the minister asked her about her first three husbands.

"Well, the first was a banker ... very well off. And, the second was a performer and a good one, he used to practice his routine all the time. The third guy was a minister and, of course, my latest is a funeral director."

"Interesting," replied the minister. "What made you marry men of such widely divergent professions?"

"Well," said the lady, "It was one for the money and two for the show with three to get ready and four to go."