this joke is better verbally but what the heck



One the first day of the school year, the new third grade teacher is taking attendance. Reaching the f's she sees the name Fuckhour, Johnny. SHe calls his name Fuckhour, john and he replies present. "Now Johnny "she says "this can't be your real last name it is a joke, tell me your last name. "
Little Johnny replies " No Miss Jones it isn't a joke that is me real last name"
"Johnny do not lie to me or you will get detention !"
" Miss Jones that is my real name,my brother dave is the the fifth grade, you can check if you don't believe me."
After class Miss Jones is in the teacher's lounge and meets the fifth grade teacher Miss Smith.After explain about little Johnny's prank on her she asks " Miss SMith" she says " do you have a Fuckhour in your class ?" To which she responds " Hell no we don't even get a coffee break !"