The young man took his blonde girlfriend to see her first American football game. After the game he asked her, "Well, did you enjoy the game?"

"Yes, very much," she replied. "Although I don't know why they try so hard to kill each other for a mere 25 cents."

Bewildered by her comment he asked, "What are you talking about?"

"Well," she said, "before the game they flipped the quarter and all through the rest of the game the fans kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"