Never meant to imply anything about you friend. I just wasn't fortunate enough to grow up near a beach. Having discovered sex on the beach though, OH MY GOD. You're right. It's fabulous. If you can find a place where the surf is quiet, sex in the ocean is amazing as well. All that extra buoyancy and lubrication - Gad, I'll have to take care of business before I go to work now. Fortunately, you posted a new picture last night...

FWIW, you can add this to your list of reasons to stay out of trees: Bark is rough. This was not a problem for my lady friend because of the position we used, but my rump was raw. It was worth it though!