An Irishman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The Irishman replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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