Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to

the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the

trunk. .







I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of

my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't

believe it!







They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching

drivers..







To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men

which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course,

traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving

like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he

was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here? '



'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly..

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '



I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,

'Helloooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!'

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.